Friday Randomness : Battle of the Bulge


I’ve always known what insatiable means…like, theoretically and stuff. But for the first time in my life, I truly understand this word. It’s like that scene in “White Men Can’t Jump” when Rosie Perez turned to Woody Harrelson and said in her Puerto Rican accent, I, too, know what it is like to thirst. Yes, Rosie, I understand. You’re thirsty, I’m hungry.

Insatiable, the incapability of being satisfied.

In light of my recent trip to the hospital last week, I’m making my way through quite a bit of medicine, one in particular that makes me feel like I haven’t eaten since my umbilical cord days. Yes, THAT hungry. The first and last things on my mind are food. All types of glorious food and all the ways I’ll prepare it. My food fantasies have gotten so crazy I find myself wanting to take a bite out of stick of butter. Or swallow a wheel of parmesan cheese.

Internet, this is serious.

Since this week has been Battle of the Bulge up in these here parts, this Friday Randomness is dedicated to what I love most: my husband FOOD

Go on…just look at this rainbow Oreo and tell me you wouldn’t fight Rue Paul for it!!!

Hot dogs are so overrated.

Some see violence, I see the tools needed to MAKE ME DINNER.


And this is what I should be doing instead of eating…someone spot me

Happy Friday!

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  1. Eliza Lewis

    July 13th, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    I love your blog, Jasmine. Thanks for making my rainy Friday a little better!

  2. James Dyas Davidson

    July 13th, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    I currently have 8 tabs open, each a page from your blog. Trying to decide best use for each social media platform, e.g. twitter best for? FB best for? G+ best for? etc. Have you done a blog on that?
    Keep up the fun. Thanks.

  3. Karen Taggart

    July 13th, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Ever heard of a "shame stick"? A stick of butter rolled in sugar! Ha! 🙂

  4. lauri

    July 13th, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Ahhhh, Jas, you must be on a steroid. It’s my life, asthama………prednisone. I have found a wonderful secret, while I’m on the med I eat low carb. After a day my hunger is gone. When the drug is out of my system I can start back in with my fruits and healthy carbs………good luck

  5. Annetta

    July 13th, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Great post. Love the picture of the cat. Have a great day, Jasmine.

  6. Meghan

    July 13th, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Yikes! I’ve had a similar experience, hope you’re feeling better though! (And thanks for making me giggle!)

  7. milsztof

    July 13th, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I would call it snack cat 🙂

  8. Chris

    July 13th, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Rue Paul can have the Oreo. Nothin’ beats the original.

  9. Alexis

    July 13th, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    I know how that is…EXACLTY how it is to CRAVE the CARBS and sugary sweets and never be satisfied. At least your cravings will only be temporary.

    Will pray for you.

  10. Ashley Goodwin

    July 13th, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    You don’t have me fooled! The only bulge you battle is the possible "OC" hair!
    But I love you for this post, in particular, the Oreo. xo

  11. Meredith Sledge

    July 13th, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    The last two made me smile. Love, love, love.

  12. Camille

    July 13th, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    How do I get my hands on that oreo??? I need.

  13. Whitney Bower

    July 13th, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    That cat sandwich made me belly laugh…when Im stressed, I eat., which is no bueno during wedding season…I’m eating everything that’s not nailed down!

  14. mark martinez photography

    July 14th, 2012 at 3:54 am

    That puppy with the barbel is just way too cute 🙂

  15. Elizabeth

    July 14th, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    I hope you start feeling better Jasmine…..thank you for the funnies….even though I read them on Saturday mornings I still chuckle and you make my weekend brighter!

  16. Marissa Nicole

    July 14th, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Your sense of humor always brings a smile to my face. Fight the food demons Jasmine, fight the food demons.

  17. John Cruz

    July 15th, 2012 at 6:11 am

    Haha! Would that be a hot cat???

  18. aurea

    July 15th, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    I sure wanted to have a bite on that rainbow oreo! Yum yum!

  19. Denise Prichett

    July 16th, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    A post with a cute pup and a cat!!! So much cuteness. And the Oreo cookie…I just want to bite it. And seriously medicine that makes you want to bite a stick a butter. Please stop taking it. That is just too much. Lol. Hope you are feeling better J*!!!

  20. Christy Tyler

    July 16th, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    LOVE IT. and I’m all over that oreo! 🙂 xoxo

  21. Shannon Rosan

    July 17th, 2012 at 3:30 am

    Love the puppy weightlifting 🙂 Love this post! Hope you are feeling better!!

  22. Jill Tiongco

    July 17th, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    LOVE the ‘inbred’ cat!!!