It's a running joke in my family, but it's not really funny. Someone will find a different way to poke fun about the same thing: Let's see how many Christmas gifts Jasmine will return this year! Hardy har har. I don't think I'm a hard person to shop for, but apparently I am (as displayed from last year's bottle of Melatonin, a pair of socks, and banana hanger as gifts received). I actually like giving gifts more than I like getting them, but in case my family is looking for a few hints, I found this hilarious site filled with so many gift options, I couldn't contain myself.
If you're looking an aquarium desk, a Batman snuggie, or Maury Povich You Are Not The Father greeting cards, this store is for you. Here are a few things I wouldn't mind this Christmas (hey, mom, feel free to take notes)…
Ninja cookie cutters? And then I died.
I think JD looks handsome in a suit…SO WHY NOT WEAR SUIT PAJAMAS TO BED?!
Why drink a gin+tonic when you can order a gin+Titanic?!
This calendar alone is enough reason to wake up with a smile…popping bubble wrap every day? Sign me up!
I don't want to say I'm territorial, but I wouldn't mind if my ice cream was on lock down. F'real.
Speaking of sweets, this Endless Edges brownie pan is GENIUS!
I wouldn't say I'm lazy, but anytime you can combine utensils, I'm game.
Happy Friday!
