Kisses and Disses : Lost and Polenta


I woke up this morning at 5:30am–after going to bed at 1am–to the sound of the alarm on my iPhone. Oh no you di’ent just wake me up from my sleep! Alas, she kept yelling at me until I relented. I slowly moved around and prepared my gear for a sunrise shoot. Yes, I just said SUNRISE. I don’t get too many requests for morning shoots, but as I drove alone Pacific Coast Highway to the sights and sounds of the ocean, I felt blessed.

Now that I’m back into the normal work day, I’ve just decided a needed a nap in a major way. May-jah way. Before I bury my head, I wanted to post a few Kisses and Disses…because they sure seem to pile up in a week!

This week’s DISSES go to:
*My eyebrows. They’re thinning so I think I need hair transplants above my brow bone. Or start using Just For Men on my forehead.
*Polenta. I tried making it for dinner. Emphasis on tried. It was no surprise JD and I were rocking Subway Sandwiches later that night.
*Taxes. Don’t get me wrong I’m glad my streets are paved and Polo has a green dog park, but really? REALLY? My mind can’t even wrap itself around my tax damage. Even with the help of an Ace bandage I couldn’t wrap it up entirely. Uncle Sam needs his head checked.

This week’s KISSES go to:
*Reese Witherspoon. Have you seen her on the cover of Elle Magazine?! The photo spread?! Be still my beating heart. They are amazing!! I adore Reese Witherspoon and she could probably spit in my soup and I’d still like her. Oh, Reese, you make everything taste better!
*Navel oranges. Good grief…I love me some good citrus yumminess. I’ve been trying (emphasis on trying) to cut away sweets from my diet and the only thing that satisfies my soul is a navel orange. It ain’t Ben&Jerry but it’ll do.
*LOST. Is anyone else just head over heels that Jack and Sawyer are bearing their chests on network television again? Rawr. Now, if Benjamin Linus and John Locke could expose their fleshy goodness, I could die a happy girl. (It’s a joke, Internet!)

Happy Wednesday!