Kisses and Disses : Revolving Doors and My Bed


Oh yes. Yes. It’s that time again. This week’s installment of Kisses and Disses comes right before I’m about to leave for an afternoon shoot. I’m headed to Santa Monica and the cloudy weather is just stunning…although it does make me want to curl up with a cup of tomato soup and read instead of being on the road again. Perhaps I’ll make it back with enough time to do it all. And if anyone says anything about the peculiarity of tomato soup, I’ll throw a tomato at you! 😉

This week’s DISSES go to…
*Me. Yesterday I got caught in a revolving door. No, really, I was caught. The automatic door kept pushing my clavical deeper into the stationary door and I look to JD in a state of panic. I was literally stuck. He pushed the emergency release button and an alarm sounded. Once the pressure of the automatic door released, I squeezed past. Major, major diss for being so uncool.
*The scale. I’m sure it’s broken. It must be. OR ITS A LIAR!

This week’s KISSES go to…
*Alaska Airlines. I adore this airline! Every time I fly Alaskan, I have the most pleasurable experience. I arrived 25 minutes early to Portland and the make things better, the flight attendant gave me an extra snack bag of pretzels. They love me!
*Natalie Portman. Yes, as in the actress. After I flew home from Portland yesterday, JD and I drove to Los Angeles to visit his sister at Children’s Hospital. Jade, JD’s eight-year-old sister, has special needs and underwent surgery and was hospitalized by the time we arrived home. Thankfully, she’s doing well, but as she recuperated in the children’s play zone, I saw Natalie Portman in a nurse apron singing and laughing with the kids. She cleaned toys and wiped chins…all while keeping her head down and not creating a stir. She was just as beautiful as she is on the movie screen, but her heart made her stunning.
*My bed. The past couple weeks I’ve slept in hotel beds more than my own. When I crept into bed last night, I stretched out like the Vitruvian Man and soaked it all in.

Happy Wednesday!