My First Kiss

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It was my first step on a school campus as a legit student. I wore new shoes, a neatly ironed skirt, and a brand-new backpack. When I think back to that moment, I’m mostly struck with the idea that I was trying too hard. But I was homeschooled until that very point, so I didn’t know any better. I walked into WCCS as an eighth grader, as a single (my twin decided to be homeschooled for another year), and fully focused on what mattered: boys. Namely, that I had zero experience with them. Mom explained that they were from the devil–and I wasn’t allowed to date until I was 31–but I was determined to figure it out for myself.

Unluckily, the boys paid little attention to me. I was awkward. Pudgy, bushy eyebrows, and I wore hand-me-downs, so I was in a constant state of looking, well, worn. It wasn’t until Brieanna befriend me that my luck changed. She had a closet filled with clothes, her mother plucked my brows, and she showed me all the cool radio stations to listen to. RnB…definitely RnB…

Shortly into the year, I caught the attention of TJ Lunsford. He had almond shaped eyes and a magnetic smile. He lived with his grandmother, loved basketball, and didn’t seem to care about my clothes. We started talking on the phone after school and then became a couple. Because that’s how it happens. Duh.

TJ + Jasmine = 4ever

Kissing was strictly forbidden at the school, but I knew if we were to going to kiss, it had to be there because my parents didn’t allow me to hang out after the bell rang. At the risk of being suspended, I knew I had to be ready for TJ at any moment. It was all about the strawberry-flavored chapstick. One afternoon, TJ took a break from playing football at lunch and invited me to sit with him. Alone. Behind the dumpster. Hold on…that bears repeating…BEHIND THE DUMPSTER. He was breathing deeply. I like to pretend it was because he was nervous, but I know it was because he’d just scored a touchdown. We spoke for a bit, then he leaned in and kissed me. Soft, firm, experienced. I, on the other hand, looked like I was trying to resuscitate a llama.

A couple weeks later, TJ broke up with me. Michelle was his new girlfriend and they kissed in the bus after our basketball games. And she didn’t make it look so llama-ish. It made me realize my mom was right after all: Boys were from the devil.

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  1. Life with Kaishon

    June 28th, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    Strawberry flavored chapstick is da bomb!

  2. lindsay earle

    June 28th, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    I just love you Jas

  3. Angel Canary

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Ha! My first kiss, sad but true, I was 15!!! I was legally driving a car at 13, but was 15 1/2 before I had my first kiss. It was my crush, Zach, at the skating rink. I had to "sit out" because I was speed skating (shocker!) and it was weird, but perfect. Oh, and yes, my dad said boys were from the devil, and I was NOT to talk to them on the phone. Ask my bff, Jason, he shot at him, with a GUN! lol!

  4. Melinda Leal

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    HOW STINKING FUNNY!!! I love it!

  5. Kim

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    My first kiss was in 7th grade, and I remember it being very un-romantic too 🙂 But you snagged yourself a good one in high school!

  6. Jackie Beale

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    awkward? nah. i was NINETEEN when I had my first kiss!, but that’s a whole other story :

  7. Shelley Jensen

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    Now THAT is a funny post. 🙂

  8. Kelly Langner Sauer

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    I can SO not picture you pudgy… wow.

  9. Michelle

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    I bet he wishes he had your llama kisses now, huh? And that Michelle chic? Pshhh…
    My first kiss was in 7th grade in the band hall instrument storage closet. It was with Ted Kirby. Apparently he had milk for lunch because his breath had some funk. We never kissed again.

  10. Michelle Guzman

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    LOVE IT!!!!! Oh my goodness! You are such a writer. I wish there were more of these stories in a book collection.

  11. Cherisse

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    LMBO Jasmine! Your so funny! Thanks for sharing this bit of your life with us. Glad you ditched that TJ and got with JD.

  12. Victoria Danielle

    June 28th, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    This totally brought back my first kiss and those awkward years of boys. Thanks for sharing J*

  13. Rachel Catlett

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    Aww, cute story. I was 21 when I got my first kiss. Yes that’s right. 21. I was visiting my cousin in California and she set me up on a blind date for Valentine’s Day!! Of all the days…obviously I wasn’t very good at dating, I’d never done it before!! But he was very sweet and could tell I was nervous. We sat in his very cool car after dinner and he asked if he could kiss me goodnight. It was perfect, I was embarrassed, I gave him a hug and ran inside to tell my cousins and aunt. "He kissed me! On the mouth!"
    It didn’t work out with me living in Montana and he was in California. I’m 22 now and he’s still the only boy I’ve ever kissed but I wouldn’t have it any other way! 🙂

  14. Diandra

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    hahahahahaha that is hilarious! And so well told!

  15. Alex Beadon

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    This post is too cute 🙂

  16. Danielle Fletcher

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    precious, I love it. Thank you for sharing that!!!

  17. Jill Louvar

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    ahhhhh. young love….the first kiss…how short and sweet it all is! 🙂 that was a great story jasmine. Thanks for sharing with us. 🙂

  18. EMily Troutman

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    I TOTALLY needed that today – I was literally wading through some photo editing & thought "I need some Jasmine" & took a break to see what was on the blog – THANKS for the laugh!! And you obviously won in the end 🙂

  19. Mikaela

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Ah I love this!! Maybe because my first kiss experience is nearly identical and equally awkward!

  20. Erin Elizabeth

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    Wow, your mom was so right! Boys ARE the Devil! 🙂

  21. Otto Rascon

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    Too awesome. Gotta love pre-teen awkwardness! Rock on.

  22. Lora Ayers

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    mine was on a haunted carnival ride, Philip Taylor. 🙂 so funny!

  23. ashley

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    Thanks for the smile Jasmine. I really needed it =)

  24. jackie

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    GREAT! My daughter is going to the 8th grade after being homeschooled her whole life and I think boys are on her mind…but hopefully my words to her "Boys are from the devil" will remind her to not kiss any boy behind the dumpster.

  25. Bekka

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    great post where is the rest of the story were yu guys got back together! yea im I LOVE "LOVE STORIES" 😉

  26. Tamara

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    This is the greatest kiss story ever. Love it. Made me smile.

  27. angel pope

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Jasmine–you ARE funny! I guess my first kiss was too boring, because I barely remember it! LUVS!

  28. Kate

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    TOOOO funny Jas! It is allll about the chapstick and what flavor!

  29. Erica Velasco

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Isn’t it always great to walk down memory lane.

  30. Janey

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    My first kiss was in 9th grade at Bevery Hills Cop III…nothing like Eddie Murphy to get you in the mood. Haha. Such a cute story Jasmine – xoxo!

  31. Melissa Papaj Photography

    June 28th, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    That is great! Thanks for sharing 🙂 I remember my first kiss…I just remember thinking…why is the world is he sticking his tongue in my mouth…EEEEWWWW!!!

  32. Kelly | Purple Lemon Designs

    June 28th, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    HA-larious!

  33. Barb

    June 28th, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Ha! I’m 41 and my Pastor friend still tells me males are from the devil. Still single but have hope!

  34. Hennessey G

    June 28th, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    Out of breath because you just scored a touchdown as a 14 year old not likely. Out of breath because you’re about to kiss a pretty girl, no matter how many times you’ve done it before……. much more likely.

  35. anne

    June 28th, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    you are SO FUNNY!!!!!
    And Paul (my husband) says that our kids (esp the girls) can date when they are married!!! LOL!

  36. sarah

    June 28th, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    this totally MADE ME LAUGH. thank you!

  37. LEOLAK

    June 28th, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    HILARIOUS!!!! Thanks for a great laugh today!

  38. Suki

    June 28th, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Jasmine, you are too cute 🙂

  39. Evie Perez

    June 28th, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    This is funny!! My mom always told me that boys only wanted one thing and that if they gave you something then wanted something in return 🙂

  40. Ronee

    June 28th, 2010 at 9:33 pm

    That was soooooo precious. My 1st kiss was in sophomore year (I was a late bloomer). I never practiced on my arm or my pillow. so I was probably just as llama-ish as you. He was nice enough to give me another chance, though…i guess not all boys are from the devil 🙂

  41. Beria Charles

    June 28th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    " trying to resuscitate a llama" !!! lol You are the best! Too funny!

  42. Brittney

    June 28th, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    too funny! thanks for sharing 🙂

  43. John B.

    June 28th, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    Have you ever smelled llama-breath? It’s horrifying…

  44. Jackie Lovato

    June 28th, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    LOVE it! wish it had a self portrait or something to go with it tho..hint, hint, nudge nudge for next time…

  45. Tony Gonzalez

    June 28th, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    You had me rollin at my desk. Behind the dumpster. I guess thats better then my up on a mattress in the attic of our high school auditorium where it was all dusty and haunted LOL. High school…..what an experience

  46. Christa

    June 28th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    Love it 🙂 lol

  47. Laurajane

    June 28th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    such a cute story. kinda wish i had a story like that. definitely still waiting for that first kiss. and a first date for that matter. lame.

  48. Melanie

    June 28th, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    Too cute!

  49. Linda Sherrill

    June 28th, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    How fun! Great story…

    My Dad handed me a filet knife (blade open) on my first date and told me if I saw anything that night that I had never seen before, to cut it off….Dating and boys were scary for me too at first! I’ll never forget my Dad…he laughed so hard as that guy drove his van out of our driveway….fast!

  50. jaqueline faria

    June 29th, 2010 at 12:01 am

    That is too cute! No one forgets their first kiss… My first kiss was horrible, though the boy was very dreamy he had really bad breath…EWWWW

  51. Narrelle

    June 29th, 2010 at 12:40 am

    LOL. Story of a first kiss as only you could tell it. Love it! 🙂

  52. s h e r r y

    June 29th, 2010 at 5:00 am

    Hahahaha. This is too funny… Boys are from the devil ;D

  53. chandra

    June 29th, 2010 at 7:26 am

    My first kiss was with a dreamy boy named Troy Cassity (isn’t that the perfect name for your first kiss boy!?). I remember he took his gum out right before he slipped me the tongue. Then he dumped me shortly after and for a far more experienced girl too. Oh well 🙂

  54. Jakki

    June 29th, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    Thank you!!! I have a killer headache and this gave me my first belly laugh of the day!

  55. Annie

    June 29th, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    Again, you’ve inspired me! I decided to share my kissy story with the world as well….
    you can read it here: http://anniejanephotography.blogspot.com/2010/06/first-kiss.html

    THANKS so much for all your awesome writings and photos.

  56. Jenny McCann

    June 29th, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    Jasmine, I don’t comment on blogs very often and I must admit I rarely even READ blogs…just scan for pretty pictures…but I just wanted to pop in and say your blog is so funny. I always stop and read it because it gives me a good laugh and this post had me cracking up in my cubicle. 🙂

  57. Ginger Murray

    June 30th, 2010 at 5:54 am

    Who doesn’t like llamas though?? I mean seriously!?

  58. Ginger Murray

    June 30th, 2010 at 5:55 am

    Ooh, and also? Where is a photo for this post? I think you should re-enact.

  59. Brittani

    June 30th, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Awww!! yay.

    I love these stories. lol
    At least you got urs over with by the time u were 14. I got my first kiss 3 months before my 17th birthday!! lol

    And I know the feeling…

  60. Anna

    July 1st, 2010 at 1:58 am

    Haven’t commented before, but I just love looking through your photographs and reading your perspectives on life. My first kiss was at 15, also with a more experienced guy… and it was horrible! His tongue was slimy and I remember wondering what all the fuss was about!
    Keep up the good work Jasmine!

  61. Truc

    July 2nd, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    Still laughing! Jasmine, I love your posts! The llama thing is too funny!

  62. Karen Stott

    July 3rd, 2010 at 5:24 am

    BEHIND THE DUMPSTER!!!! Oh my word middle school boys are SOOOO romantic. love it! I hope he has google alert and reads this!

  63. Heather Corporan

    July 7th, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    HAHAHA. People always say they wished they could relive those years. Ummm, me. . not sah much ! Thanks for bringing me back to my yesteryears! BEHIND THE DUMPSTER (or water tower, or whatever : ) Boys are so the devil. And I’m teaching my own daughter that already ; )

  64. Carissa

    August 3rd, 2010 at 7:23 am

    "Boys were from the devil" AHHAHAA. Cute post!

  65. Natalie

    August 26th, 2010 at 2:38 am

    great blog! I have a similar experience…except my first kiss was unfortunately a dare (so i don’t REALLY count it as my FIRST kiss lol) and instead of behind a dumpster it was a movie theater. It was when we were at the age of going on group dates. I believe it was in 7th grade and unfortunately my crush the guy who I was dared to kiss had eaten popcorn and I hated the taste at the time….needless to say I pulled away and he claimed that I had bitten his tongue and my girlfriends teased me forever about it. I ended up marrying his best friend! And my "real" first was way better!

  66. Tracy

    September 3rd, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    I think I will have to store this one away for when my daughter’s hit that stage! 🙂 Seriously…they aren’t dating anyone until they are 31 either!

  67. Dalton

    October 4th, 2015 at 7:25 pm

    Lol. Behind the dumpster. At least it was memorable.