Friday Randomness : Narration

Personal

Sometimes I proofread my blog posts…aloud. It feels ridiculous, but also a little gratifying. Gratifying because when I was 10 years old, I auditioned for the part of the Christmas play Narrator. I practiced my lines and added inflections to my voice for artistic flair, but when the audition came around, I couldn’t read the script.

The part was given to Virginia Guzman…and I was casted as the Inn Keeper, a role originally slated for a boy but director simply painted a beard on my face to compensate.

All these years later, I occasionally proofread my posts in the Narrator’s voice to prove to that director HE SO MISSED A GOOD THING.

And now for another installment of Friday Randomness…

Internet, who needs elegance when you have these glasses? ELEGUNCE, y’all!

This explains why I sit around in sweat pants most days…

It’s always the red ones…

My kind of math problem…

Word to your mom.

Happy Friday!