Friday Randomness : Narration


Sometimes I proofread my blog posts…aloud. It feels ridiculous, but also a little gratifying. Gratifying because when I was 10 years old, I auditioned for the part of the Christmas play Narrator. I practiced my lines and added inflections to my voice for artistic flair, but when the audition came around, I couldn’t read the script.

The part was given to Virginia Guzman…and I was casted as the Inn Keeper, a role originally slated for a boy but director simply painted a beard on my face to compensate.

All these years later, I occasionally proofread my posts in the Narrator’s voice to prove to that director HE SO MISSED A GOOD THING.

And now for another installment of Friday Randomness…

Internet, who needs elegance when you have these glasses? ELEGUNCE, y’all!

This explains why I sit around in sweat pants most days…

It’s always the red ones…

My kind of math problem…

Word to your mom.

Happy Friday!

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  1. ashley barnett

    June 22nd, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Favorite part: "proceed to party" why thank you, tacky red solo cup…chalice(?) now that I have you in my life I SHALL proceed to party! Happy weekend!

  2. Life with Kaishon

    June 22nd, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Happy Friday to a star : )

  3. Tara

    June 22nd, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Its always the red ones! baha!

  4. Christine

    June 22nd, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    I always proof read my blogs aloud (out loud?) too – always thinking I’m a little crazy… glad to hear I’m in good company, haha!

  5. Davenna Trahan

    June 22nd, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Just so you know, my daughter’s Golden Birthday will be celebrated this weekend..she will be 25 on the 25th AND I am SO making those Solo Cups for the party.. Gotta go now, I have candle holders to buy!

  6. sarah danaher

    June 22nd, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    I proofread my blogposts aloud, too.

  7. Brianna

    June 22nd, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    The turtle shell picture just made my day! (Which I’m ashamed to admit considering it’s a real wreck, sorry to bring down the house.) Happy Friday Ya’ll!

  8. Tam Nguyen Photography

    June 22nd, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    …but you can’t have inequality with imaginary numbers.

  9. emily kiel

    June 22nd, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    In kindergarten I had to get stitches in my chin because of a pool accident. I remember running around my Sunday School room showing off my ‘beard’ and rubbing it in the boys’ faces that they didn’t have one yet. 🙂

  10. Mayra Fiori

    June 22nd, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Happy Friday Y’all!!!

    I proof read…In hopes everyone will read it the same way I read it aloud.


  11. John Cain Sargent

    June 22nd, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    Sad thing is, y’all, I’ve totally seen those solo chalices in person! Was pretty tempted to purchase… but my inner hill billy said they were too fragile.

  12. Kari Jeanne

    June 22nd, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Okay – SO glad that you posted this today! I saw it this morning and the red neck wine glasses were the perfect gift for a friend getting married this weekend!! We were able to make a pair for the soon to be Mr & Mrs 🙂 🙂 Thank you so much for sharing!!

  13. Paige Overturf

    June 24th, 2012 at 11:51 am

    The outfit one is hilarious!! I can def relate! 🙂

  14. Amanda Skiba

    June 26th, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    I just shot a wedding with that "redneck wine glass." Seriously funny/silly.

  15. Clarissa Bell

    June 28th, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    I thought I was the only one with that irrational fear, I’m not lonely anymore!

  16. Somer Anne

    July 3rd, 2012 at 3:34 am

    The turtle made me laugh out loud and I may or may not have snorted.