Friday Randomness : Narration

Friday Randomness : Narration


Sometimes I proofread my blog posts…aloud. It feels ridiculous, but also a little gratifying. Gratifying because when I was 10 years old, I auditioned for the part of the Christmas play Narrator. I practiced my lines and added inflections to my voice for artistic flair, but when the audition came around, I couldn’t read the script.

The part was given to Virginia Guzman…and I was casted as the Inn Keeper, a role originally slated for a boy but director simply painted a beard on my face to compensate.

All these years later, I occasionally proofread my posts in the Narrator’s voice to prove to that director HE SO MISSED A GOOD THING.

And now for another installment of Friday Randomness…

Internet, who needs elegance when you have these glasses? ELEGUNCE, y’all!

This explains why I sit around in sweat pants most days…

It’s always the red ones…

My kind of math problem…

Word to your mom.

Happy Friday!

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  1. ashley barnett -

    Favorite part: "proceed to party" why thank you, tacky red solo cup…chalice(?) now that I have you in my life I SHALL proceed to party! Happy weekend!

      6.22.12 - 3:09 pm

  2. Life with Kaishon -

    Happy Friday to a star : )

      6.22.12 - 3:37 pm

  3. Tara -

    Its always the red ones! baha!

      6.22.12 - 4:04 pm

  4. Christine -

    I always proof read my blogs aloud (out loud?) too – always thinking I’m a little crazy… glad to hear I’m in good company, haha!

      6.22.12 - 4:07 pm

  5. Davenna Trahan -

    Just so you know, my daughter’s Golden Birthday will be celebrated this weekend..she will be 25 on the 25th AND I am SO making those Solo Cups for the party.. Gotta go now, I have candle holders to buy!

      6.22.12 - 4:14 pm

  6. sarah danaher -

    I proofread my blogposts aloud, too.

      6.22.12 - 4:55 pm

  7. Brianna -

    The turtle shell picture just made my day! (Which I’m ashamed to admit considering it’s a real wreck, sorry to bring down the house.) Happy Friday Ya’ll!

      6.22.12 - 5:15 pm

  8. Tam Nguyen Photography -

    …but you can’t have inequality with imaginary numbers.

      6.22.12 - 5:39 pm

  9. emily kiel -

    In kindergarten I had to get stitches in my chin because of a pool accident. I remember running around my Sunday School room showing off my ‘beard’ and rubbing it in the boys’ faces that they didn’t have one yet. 🙂

      6.22.12 - 6:01 pm

  10. Mayra Fiori -

    Happy Friday Y’all!!!

    I proof read…In hopes everyone will read it the same way I read it aloud.


      6.22.12 - 9:05 pm

  11. John Cain Sargent -

    Sad thing is, y’all, I’ve totally seen those solo chalices in person! Was pretty tempted to purchase… but my inner hill billy said they were too fragile.

      6.22.12 - 11:11 pm

  12. Kari Jeanne -

    Okay – SO glad that you posted this today! I saw it this morning and the red neck wine glasses were the perfect gift for a friend getting married this weekend!! We were able to make a pair for the soon to be Mr & Mrs 🙂 🙂 Thank you so much for sharing!!

      6.22.12 - 11:29 pm

  13. Paige Overturf -

    The outfit one is hilarious!! I can def relate! 🙂

      6.24.12 - 11:51 am

  14. Amanda Skiba -

    I just shot a wedding with that "redneck wine glass." Seriously funny/silly.

      6.26.12 - 5:29 pm

  15. Clarissa Bell -

    I thought I was the only one with that irrational fear, I’m not lonely anymore!

      6.28.12 - 10:59 pm

  16. Somer Anne -

    The turtle made me laugh out loud and I may or may not have snorted.

      7.3.12 - 3:34 am

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