Kisses+Disses : Bugs + White Pants

Personal

It was just past midnight when I closed my book and sat up in bed. I had ideas (most of which had to do with melting cheese, buying a unicycle, and photography) and I needed someone to talk to. I sat Indian style in bed and JD propped himself on his left arm so he could stare at me. It was then when I felt something like legs on my forehead. FREAKING LEGS ON MY FREAKING FOREHEAD. I thought to myself there’s no way a bug could be happily walking across my forehead, but when I saw JD’s face scrunch up in a way that he resembled his Chinese grandfather, I knew. FREAKING LEGS.

I screamed, jumped from the bed to the wall in what could be considered world-class parkour, and slapped my face repeatedly.

I’m a vegetarian and a true animal lover, but if a creature walks across my face, all bets are off. The upside to this ordeal is how I impressed my husband with my athletic prowess, knowledge I’m a great slapper, and I had so much adrenaline I outlined a new project (which may or may not be dealing with melted cheese).

This leads me to another installment of Kisses and Disses

This week’s DISSES go to…
*Bugs. I’m a city girl and if it has more than four legs, chances are I’m not its friend.
*Politics. I hate when the country becomes divided…it makes me feel like my parents are arguing in the room next door.
*The cancellation of Jersey Shore. My heart broke into a million tiny GTL pieces.

This week’s KISSES go to…
*Project Runway. Yet another season has pulled me in and I’d probably be quite embarrassed admitting how emotionally invested I am in this show.
*My new 6’x4′ white board. I’m taking my organization skills to a new level…and it makes me feel way profesh.
*My new white pants. I bought them on clearance (after Labor Day, of course) but I fully plan on wearing them well into December. Thug life.
And a bonus kiss goes to Leigh Barnes for winning the 50mm, 1.4 Lens Giveaway by Adorama…congrats!

Happy Friday!