Kisses+Disses : Thai Pizza + TopShop


So he got this idea and it sounded nice until he got to the one part where I…hold on, lemme back up. JD suggested visiting his family this weekend and making them lunch. Now, I don’t even make myself lunch, so the idea of making food for others is scary. It’ll be easy, he said and then planned an Italian meal out loud. When he got to the homemade pizza part, he turned to me and suggested I make a Thai chicken pizza.

Really? We’re gonna go there about THAT pizza? The pizza that tasted like peanut butter and ginger?! My friend Amy gave me this great recipe, but when she made it, it was deelish. When I tried a few weeks later, the dogs of Phuket wouldn’t have gone near it.

So. Now what? Should I make Thai pizza and prove every assumption my mother-in-law has about my cooking? Should I suggest making a cheese platter instead? Should I simply say no and sip on Pellegrino? Should I hide in the living room and watch reruns of Real Housewives? Ugh.

This leads me to another installment of Kisses and Disses

This week’s DISSES go to…
*My Thai chicken pizza. It doesn’t love me back.
*Hollywood. I’m grateful to live in a country where I can freely watch movies, but this summer has been less Blockbusters and more Lacklusters. F’real.
*Real Housewives. Why is this show so awful? AWFULLY GOOD.

This week’s KISSES go to…
*TopShop. I discovered this store in London and I’m sad thankful it’s not here in California or else I’d be in serious debt.
*Massage chairs. Does it make me totally ghetto to sit in massage chairs at Brookstone longer than I should? Yeah, well, I don’t care!
*United Airport Lounge. We finally became allegiant to a airline and accrued enough points to hang out in the lounge. This sounds way fancy, but really the only difference is we got free nuts and cheese while we waited…I grabbed a few packets to make it worth while!

Happy Friday!